aaw thank u yours too!!!!! n u are rly rlyrlyrlyrl rly rly pretty 

holycorpse:

phone sex is so dope I still can’t believe my dick fits in the headphone jack

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work